I don't do the quoting-other-bloggers thing too often around here these days, but
this one from Roger made me laugh:

What an election we’re having between two pathetic extreme political hacks (Davis and Bustamante), a hypocritical witch (Huffington, now resigned), a right-wing ideologue with a mullah-like religious fanatic campaign manager (McClintock) and a libertine (Arnold). I guess in the end I’m sticking with the libertine. But that probably says more about me than anything else.