Heroes For Bush: Roundup

Without further delay, we present the Heroes for Bush blogburst.

The blogburst is now complete, with over 50 heroes declaring for Bush! Thanks to all who participated, and if you haven't done so already, please link directly to this roundup post to spread the visibility. Thanks again!

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OK, one more: Jim Geraghty of KerrySpot emails: Indiana Jones: "(sigh) al-Qaeda. I hate these guys." And Professor Henry Jones: "The quest in Iraq is not nation-building, it's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Islamists, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. Do you understand me? "

Via Terriorists, Mr. Peabody takes Sherman on a tour of Kerry's past, leading him to exclaim: "Make it stop, Mr. Peabody. It's giving me a headache."

Via Carniverous Conservative, General Patton: "...we have the finest food and laptops, the best looking women, and the best lawyers in the world. You know, by god, I actually pity those poor bastards we're goin' up against. "

Via Minion of the Great Satan, Paul Kersey: "...from one reformed bleeding heart liberal to another, take my advice. Vote for George W. Bush for President." Bonus: Sargeant Schultz endorses Kerry!

Via Right Wing Canadian, Don Cherey: "I hope Bush is reelected because we don't want those European and French guys calling the shots on this war. We need to win, and to do that we need to take out all those bastards that want to take our guys out."

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Via Sine Qua Non, John McClane: ""Yippee-ki-yay, motherf****r." Bonus: Tracy Flick! Magnum Force! Marathon Man! High Noon! Casablanca!

Via Abraca-Pocus, Spike: "Let's annihilate those terrorists, for justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right?"

Via Urthshu, Bonnie & Clyde: "We're votin' Bush. After we rob a bank."

Via Editors in Pajamas, Alf: "I'm standing as tall as I can beside the President. My home, planet Melmac, has been a strong ally of the President's offensive plan to combat this terror threat..."

Via The Laughing Wolf, Robert Mitchum: "Men, soon only going to be one type of person left on this beach, those that voted for Kerry. The rest of us are going to vote for Bush and take this fight to the enemy."

Via Ghost of a Flea, Buffy: "That Whedon has reached a different conclusion about how this is to be expressed beyond the world of Sunnydale, California does not change this fact: the Hellmouth has opened and there are demons to be dispatched."

Via Ranten N. Ravens, Xander explains voting to Buffy: "There's a nest of human terrorist "vamps" that want to kill us all. Just like you go and hunt down vamps here, we need guys like Riley who hunt down the terrorists in there nests over there...."

Via Muledriver, A very confused John Kerry: "The bottom line is that we need a Texas cowboy in the White House! I mean, seriously, can you imagine if the country elected, say, some uber-liberal, UN-ass-kissing, elitist politician from...I don't know, Massachusetts?"

Via One Stack Mind, Angel: ""If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do." Bonus: Captain Mackenzie Calhoun & Batman

Via Mountaineer Musings, Sydney Bristow & friends: "...while President Bush has been in power, I have never once been asked to work for a "French" part of the agency, I have only been asked to shoot French terrorists. So vote for Dubya, or work for the French."

Via Dagney's Rant, Buck Ramsey: "There are too many "gray shades" to the left. That is what they are afraid of our President. He sees a job that needs to get done, and he does it. .."

Via Frank J, Jayne Cobb: "I like that Bush fella; he speaks my language. When he sees trouble, he doesn't waste time talking; he just runs in there shooting. That's the way it's done..."

Via Protein Wisdom, Alfred E. Newman: "What, me worry? You're goddamn right..."

Via An Elephant in My Pajamas, a little Gilbert and Sullivan: "He is the very model of the modern chief executive / His leadership has shown me that his terms should be consecutive..."

Via Shining Full Plate and a Good Broadsword, Lt. Jean Rasczak: "There IS NO negotiating on my team! And there IS NO negotiating on Bush’s team! There’s only one thing, and that’s KILLING TERRORISTS! You want to go and cry to France to get some help? You go ahead: I’ll shoot you while you’re running away..."

Via Patio Pundit, Neo: "We all know that Neo took the RED pill."

Via Technography, The Shadow: "Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of the Democratic nomination...?"

Via The Black Republican, President Abraham Lincoln: "We must place the Nation, as far as it may be possible now, as it was before the institution of socialism in America; and the plain way to do this is to restore sanity to the Republic domestically, and in foreign affairs to demand and determine that Iraq - and all the Middle East - shall be free!"

Via Overtaken By Events, General Patton: "Vote Bush, damn you, or I'll slap you so hard your little sweetheart back home will have a bruise."

Via Mister Pterodactyl, Jedi Master Yoda: "Cast my ballot, will I, for George Bush. Terrible, war is, but to relieve suffering and quell hatred, sometimes necessary, aggressive negotiations are." (Also: Bonus endorsement from Peter Parker, and thoughts on Buffy vs. the war on terror.

Via Daily Inklings, Hamlet: "To vote or not to vote, there is no question. / Whether 'tis to keep Senator Kerry / From outrageously squandering your fortune / Or for Bush to take arms against terror..."

Via The Kerry Fairy, John Wayne as Davy Crockett: "...when they come to you - and they will - speakin' of Patriotism, and wrappin' themselves in the Flag they burned just yesterday, spit in their eye and tell 'em you'll see 'em in Hell. Then go take yourself down and vote for a real man. That man is President George W. Bush. "

Via Grandma's House, Mr. Smith: "Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, gentlemen. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will..."

Via Politicalities, Det. Lenny Briscoe, NYPD: "...when the President says that he’s gonna hunt down and kill the bastards who hit us, I believe it. When Kerry says the same thing, I’m always left to wonder whether he’s just telling me what I want to hear. I wonder how come he talks about building alliances, but never misses a chance to piss off the allies we’ve got."

Via Small Town Veteran, Spock: "While he considers Jean Fraud Kerry's war stories "fascinating," he has concluded, based on pure emotionless logic, that President Bush is the proper choice." Bonus: Harry Mudd endorses Kerry!

Via Daisy Cutter, Herman Munster: "...my wife Lilly comes from a long line of proud, blood-sucking Transylvanian Democrats.."

Via Dog of Flanders, no endorsement, but a Buffyverse election poll!

Via What is Flig, The Tick: "...back about three years ago, America's alarm clock went off, and told us it was Time to Fight Evil. Now, this wasn't the first time it had rung, but before, America hit the Snooze Bar of Ignorance, or we stuck our heads under the Pillow of Apathy. But President Bush jumped in the shower, and ran out to fight Evil without even making a pot of coffee."

Via Spoons, Buffy: "John Kerry is a Watcher's Council President. George Bush, at least by comparison, is a Slayer's President."

Via Pirate's Cove, Cap'n Jack Sparrow: "I shall be supporting Cap'n George in his reelection over that bilge rat, Senator John Kerry and and his pan wench, First mate John..."

Via Margi Lowry, Rhett Butler: "Frankly, Scarlett, if you don't vote Bush-Cheney 2004, I don't give a damn."

Via Mamamontezz, Rin Tin Tin!

Via Cowboy Blob's, Blondie: "But seein' as how this has been a vicious campaign, with lots of shots fired, and ya know...I don't really remember if I've reloaded since the last fight. Wonder if the punk'll feel lucky...."

Via Alamo Nation, G.I. Joe: "We in the G.I. Joe team know all too well the evils of global terrorism. We've been fighting the forces of COBRA since as far back as I can remember..."

Via Lair Simon, Sledge Hammer: "This Bush guy is my kind of President. Nothing like his wimp of a dad. If he's got a problem with someone, he beats them up or bombs them..."

Via CrankyBeach, Captain Malcolm Reynolds: " I believe in freedom, and so does George W. Bush. Don't let that hwoon dahn John Kerry take the sky from you. Vote for Bush."

Via Pseudo-Polymath, Henry V: "But when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger; Vote for Bush."

Via Techievampire, T'ealc: "I am troubled. I have read of the "Vietnam" this Kerry speaks of so often. Many a warrior died with honor during this war. Kerry was a warrior at that time was he not? Yet he turned his back on his brother warriors and spoke lies about them. The Jaffa have a name for one such as this. Shol'va. How is it possible that a shol'va is a candidate for President? I do not understand this. The shol'va Kerry is only interested in glory for himself..."

Via Tac Jammer, Ambassador Kosh: "Once the avalanche begins, it will be too late for the pebbles to vote. Be part of the avalanche. Vote Bush/Cheney in '04."

Via You Big Mouth, You!, Lazarus Long: "I'm voting for George Bush. Oh, I don't like his kind of government that much. But he takes duty seriously..."

Via Ogre's Politics and Views, John Wayne: "Mister President Bush is from Texas, and he's a man's man. When he says, "You're either with us or you're again' us," he means what he says... If he needs ta use a six-shooter or the entire Army of the United States of Amurica, he'll use what he needs to get the job done."

Via Write Wing Warriors, Marc Antony: "Friends, Liberals and Countrymen... Lend me your ears. I come not to bury Bush --- But to praise him!"

Via Franklog, Clark Kent, writing in the Daily Planet: "True, he doesn't have the super powers required to gaze into a mountain in Afghanistan and find a lone terrorist or into a bunker in Baghdad and find a banned weapon. He does have the tools available to a President of the United States, and he has used them wisely and well in executing his most important duty: defending and protecting the United States..."

Via Right Wing Nut Jobs Unite!, President George Washington: "President Bush has shown that he will stand up for what he believes in and he will not waiver. Even in the face of overwhelming opposition, he stands on his principles. That alone, compared to Mr. Kerry's personality would be enough for me to believe that General Washington would cast his ballot for President Bush..."

Via sisu, Sir Winston Churchill: "Osama and the state sponsors of terror know that they will have to break us in Iraq or lose the war. If we can stand up to them, all the world may be free, and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age, made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science..."

Via American Warmonger, Aeryn Sun: "As a former Peacekeeper I have learned how brutal the universe can be..."

Via Lapsus Calami, Captain James T. Kirk: "The terrorists are counting on you to make the wrong decision. We are counting on you to make the right one."

Via Secure Liberty, John Steed: "Mr. Bush, we're needed".